Jabberwocky ding dong
Slip slap slee
Dipstick paddywhack
Pee pee googalee gee
Polly wolly sling slang
Skooey dibbily doo
Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong
Hop hip Kajagoogoo
Hickory dickory slickory flip flap
Dip skip to my Lou
Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham
Whack snack koochie koochie koo

Coz you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta eat Grandma's strudel
Coz she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
You gotta gish, you gotta gash
You gotta wax Grandma's mustache
And lay out her socks
To make sure they match
Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma

Slappety dappety sling
Schism schasm bing bang boo
A yip, a yap, a snippety snap
Walla Walla Scrappy Dappy Doo
Piddle paddle Fiddle Faddle widdle waddle
A-whee clunkety clang
A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz
Chitty Chitty Bang wang lang
Zippity doo dang lipidee ay
Oompa Loompa-doo
A Piggly Wiggly doo-dah
Stinky winky linky fu manchu
Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
You gotta shave Grandma's poodle
Coz Grandma would do the same for you
You gotta libby, you gotta labby
You gotta hug Grandma even though she's flabby
Coz you should know Grandmas are people too
Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma

(You guys are so cool)

Now if you listened to the words of this song
You know they're coming straight from the heart
Never make fun of your Grandma
Even when she rips a juicy fart

And remember to dip you gotta doodle
You gotta stop playing with your noodle
Coz Grandma said it'll make you go blind
You gotta gipper, you gotta gyper
You gotta change Grandma's diaper
And then pretend you really didn't mind
Whoa, respect to the Grandma