[Verse 1: Both]
If we left the world right now
How long would it take
To get to Neptune?
How many bags would we need
Assuming we'll be out for more than an afternoon?

[Pre-Chorus: Both]
I guess we're stealing a spaceship
This is gonna be one hell of a trip

[Chorus: Both]
Do you reckon they have jam on Neptune?
Should we bring a picnic blanket?
And a couple of balloons?
Can we see the man on the moon?
I hope we can come back soon
(Come back soon!)

[Verse 2: Both, Tinyumbrellas, Charlie Bennett]
If we left the world right now
What instruments could we bring
For the trip to Neptunе?
Can we take a guitar?
Ukulelе?
Keyboard?
Bass?
And maybe a kazoo?
Yeah, we'll bring that too
And we'll play some cool tunes
[Pre-Chorus: Both]
Will this fit in the spaceship?
This is gonna be one hell of a trip

[Chorus: Both]
We'll make a band and we can jam on Neptune
Should we bring a picnic blanket?
And a couple of balloons?
Can we see the man on the moon?
I hope we can come back soon
(Come back soon!)

[Chorus: Both]
We'll make a band and we can jam on Neptune
Should we bring a picnic blanket?
And a couple of balloons?
Can we see the man on the moon?
I hope we can come back soon