[Intro]
Y'know, I kinda have a thing for maids
And onis
Ahaha
Y'know an oni is talking to you right now, right?
This should be pretty interesting
(Yespls)

[Verse]
Ohayou, Vu~orubisu desu
I'm here to tell you that you're the best
Here's a voicemail to prove it too
Please don't get feelin' super stupid
Hey I know, we can go
We can drive around via Subaru
C'mon, we can share 'cause I care
I wish to make it fair and square

[Outro]
Ahaha
There's more where that came from
I'll be back with another letter too