[Verse]
Gee, it sure is boring around here
No u, get out of here
I'm very hungry, gimme the Octorok
I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!
They say in Brooklyn, early to bed
Early to get the worm, or is it the bagel?
Does this look 'unsure' to you?
9 + 10 = 21, stupid

[Pre-Chorus]
I.M. Meen never quits
Lamp oil, rope, bombs, credit
I'll be back when I'm mmm richer
The King's ship's gonna sail in the morning
Dr. Robotnik, can I get a promotion?
Nice of the Princess to invite us over
I just wonder what Ganon's up to
Dr. Octagonapus BLAAA-

[Chorus]
Gee, it sure is boring around here
Snooping as usual, I see
Just brought light to your lair, so I must die
Like a big pizza pie, ready to Mariocise
I'm already the greatest in Koridai
I won't join Ganon, so I'm gon' die
Here says only I can beat Ganon
Where there's smoke, they pinch back
[Solo]

[Bridge]
Great! I'll grab my stuff
There's no time and my sword's not enough
Dinner blaster, it's over 9000
This is madness, this is Sparta
Ma-Ma- Ma-Ma- Ma-Ma-Madne- ne- ne-ne-
Spar-Spa-Sparta-ta-ta -ta-ta-ta -ta
This... is... epic...
Cool!

[Chorus]
Gee, it sure is boring around here
Snooping as usual, I see
Just brought light to your lair, so I must die
Like a big pizza pie, ready to Mariocise
I'm already the greatest in Koridai
I won't join Ganon, so I'm gon' die
Here says only I can beat Ganon
Where there's smoke, they pinch back