[Narrator]
Chapter Thirteen: Mummy, Don't Touch Me There.

'Twas a Wednesday, and it was cold. But that didn't stop Mummy.

Mummy wants what Mummy wants.

And Mummy gets... what Mummy gets...


[radio static]


[Dino's Spokesperson]
Dino's Pizzaeria! Now does delivery! Need some pizza?

[Phone ringing]

[Dino's Spokesperson]
Give us a call and we'll show up within fifteen minutes!

[Doorbell]

[Dino's Spokesperson]
Pregnant? Your water just broke?
[Waves rushing by]

[Dino's Spokesperson]
We'll deliver your baby!

[Baby crying]

[Dino's Spokesperson]
Need us to deliver some bad news? We've got your back!

[Grandma]
Where's Gerald?

[Dino's Spokesperson]
Sorry, Grandma! Grandpa's been dead for fifteen years!

[Airhorn]

[Dino's Spokesperson]
D-D-D-Dino's!

[Audio Booth Guy]
Yeah, there's no way we can put this on the air.

[Dino's Spokesperson]
Oh, you sure?
[Audio Booth Guy]
Yeah, definitely sure.