[Verse 1]
Hey, look, there he goes again
Piano Man has found a friend
He stands and waits and nods and laughs
And hopes his turn will come at last
But there he stares and watches close
A smiling dork who doesn't know
That there's no chance in hell that this dude's getting up

[Chorus]
So when's the time to say that you play piano too?
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
You play piano too
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

[Verse 2]
Look at you standing by yourself
With hands inside your pockets
Oh well, I know it's time to shine
My spotlight waits for me to play, it's alright
When's he gonna let me play the keys?
'Cause I can wait here, all I need
Is just one chance to go
I'll play every song I know

[Chorus]
So when's the time to say I play piano too?
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
You play piano too (I play piano too)
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
[Bridge]
But instead, he turns his head and he says
"Wow, that's really good
I like the way you play that
What kind of keyboard is that?
How long have you been playing?
Oh man, I remember learning that song last year
Did you know that I play piano too?
Because I do, I play the piano too
Yeah, I got a keyboard at my house too
Mine's weighted keys, though, how 'bout you?
Have you ever heard of Jacob Collier?
Do the riff, do the run, do the lick
Do you know about the lick?
Bwa-da-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa
That's the lick, ya heard of it?"

[Chorus]
Do you feel better now that you've said
You play piano too? (I play piano too)
(Whoo, yeah)
I play piano too (You play piano too)
(Hey, uh)

[Outro]
He's not getting up, he's not getting up (Ah)
He's not getting up, he's not getting up (He's not going anywhere)
He's not getting up, he's not getting up (Ah)
He's not getting up, he's not getting up (He's sitting in your chair)
He's not getting up, he's not getting up (Kill him, kill him)
He's not getting up, he's not getting up (He'll never give it up)
Kill him, kill him, kill him, kill him
Kill him now, kill him now
Kill the boy
I, I mean