[Verse 1]
Oh, Josie
You may be from Jersey
But you're a menace, give me heart attacks
So here's your awkward pop-punk track
Oh, Josie
Come on and show me
The way you're moving, grooving, overload
Can you star this episode?
(Can you star this episode?)

[Verse 2]
Oh, Josie
Tell me if I'm worthy
'Cause to tell you how I feel is scary
But fear is only temporary
Oh, Josie
I hope your lips will taste like mine forever
Does waiting only make it better?

[Chorus]
(I don't know) How to handle situations
Without my feelings complicating evеrything
Is this how it's supposed to be?
At twenty-onе, you're doomed to fail, so
Here's to going off the rails for you
So here's to all you put me through, Josie
[Verse 3]
Oh, Josie
Do you think about me?
When somebody's filling up your Camry
Aren't you getting sick of Jersey?
Oh, Josie
Wasted love and rent at Atlantic City
Gamble me away in pity

[Chorus]
How to handle situations
Without my feelings complicating everything
Is this how it's supposed to be?
At twenty-one, you're doomed to fail, so
Here's to going off the rails for you
So here's to all you put me through

[Outro]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Ooh)
So here's to all you put me through
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na (Ooh)
So here's to all you put me through, Josie