[Intro]
(I got a gun—)
Take one, but hope ya don't Drake one
(Find another girl and he won't miss ya)
What the fuck?
Rock

[Chorus]
Rock the microphone like it's a cell phone
I did not come here to throw a party by myself, oh
You do not know about Eevee Party, that's a self-own
Flying to our shows'll raise alert and make you have to call the telco
I need Gatorade and to be gay today with fictional gator baes
And then listen to Slayyyter based in the database
Rock the headline slot like it's my first show
Take the potential energy, convert it back into inertia

[Verse 1]
Walk in this bitch like Ray Delahanty
Yeah, I walk in this bitch like a pedestrian
Dish out this K like a equestrian, give it for free to he/him lesbians
Walk in this bitch with my Transit app on
36 to the Red Line to the downtown tunnel
To the Blue Line to the airport to the airline to the show
Bags down in the DoubleTree and then I have to go
Go to Paris for work, Indianapolis for fun
[Chorus]
Like it's a cell phone
I did not come here to throw a party by myself, oh
You do not know about Eevee Party, that's a self-own
Flying to our shows'll raise alert and make you have to call the telco
I need Gatorade and to be gay today with fictional gator baes
And then listen to Slayyyter based in the database
Rock the headline slot like it's my first show
Take the potential energy, convert it back into inertia

[Verse 2]
I got HRT for free at my own show in Denver
They were cooking up that shit like right behind the counter
I got traumatized for life by my own furry uncle
Tried to talk to me from his AD, it was a downer
Ugh, that's uncomfortable, that's gruesome
Queer community, yeah, you take some, lose some
Chosen family, yeah, you take some, lose some
But that's why
I live a fast life to outrun my past life
You could say that's unfair, but that's life
If I'm on your bad side when you've been a bad guy
I could say that is cool, but that's lie
Slide
To unlock every reason why
(I'mma stop—)
You pushed me to the side then pushed me to the side of the side
[Verse 3]
When I come up on the scene with all this energy in my spleen (my spleen)
Say hello to Dillon Francis, Doja Cat, and Hank Green (Hank Green)
All this new support is great, but now I've got a hankering (What?)
And all that I can think about is inhaling the dank green (Whoa!)
Skin like gangrene, fits like Banksy
I'm like FreakyBob, but a bit more gayly
Theta-delta chain me, paw me up, fang me
Now I need a doggy, extra points if he's hangry

Oops, I'm angy, list like Angie
Talk down on my team, I'll make you feel it in your phalanges
Downright mangled, fuck's your angle?
Say you got the green, but it's the color wheel of Bojangles
Crank 'em, smoking on that shit and it smell like jenkem
Gassy, putrid, yeah, that real big stenkem
Do the stanky leg, turn around and hit the precum
Fo fi fee fum, talk big, see some

My flow is Frosted Flakes, and it even exhausted Drake
And made Lipgloss Twins shake
I'm the Boston cake, you are lost and fake
I love gay people
I won't say shoo to gays, but I love shoegaze
I love guitar music
I love rap music
I love pop music and electronic music
And supersonic music and laptop music
And I fuckin' love bad music
(That's an awfully hot-)
They say that hyperpop is out of style (whoa)
They want me to grow up and go acoustic (no)
I said, "Do you even like music?"
Sing the chorus one more time
[Chorus]
Rock the microphone like it's a cell phone
I did not come here to throw a party by myself, oh
You do not know about Eevee Party, that's a self-own
Flying to our shows'll raise alert and make you have to call the telco
I need Gatorade and to be gay today with fictional Gator baes, oh fuck
Messed it up
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