[Verse 1]
There's this girl I've loved for like four or five months
And she's gonna be head over heels
When she adds me on BeReal
'Cause I, I think I got the perfect plan
Gonna show her how cool I am
Every time that timer drops
I'm gonna be doin' something that'll knock her socks off

[Pre-Chorus]
That's the sound, time to start the countdown
Got two minutes on the clock, what I'm gonna do now?
I should be up on a cliff or a ship on a voyage
That ain't where I'm at, instead I'm sitting on the toilet
For the fifth time this week

[Chorus]
Can this app see I ain't doin' nothing so it chooses when to beep?
I thought I had it outsmarted, outfooled
But I guess I'm not that cool
And your approval is my hell
God, this is brutal to my health
Yeah, I can be a wannabe or anything you wanna be
But I can't be real with myself
I can't be real with myself
[Verse 2]
What do you want from me? (I can make it happen like)
What do you wanna see? (Do anything to call you mine)
I'll make you think that I'm so deep
'Til you can't help but fall for me
I could hike the Grand Canyon, fly to the moon
Find a treasure in the sand and then give you the jewels
So you will wait for when that timer [?]

[Pre-Chorus]
My hair wasn't looking too great (No no no no)
So I posted five hours late
For the fifth time this week

[Chorus]
Can this app see I ain't doin' nothing so it chooses when to beep?
I thought I had it outsmarted, outfooled
But I guess I'm not that cool
And your approval is my hell
God, this is brutal to my health
Yeah, I can be a wannabe or anything you wanna be
But I can't be real with myself

[Bridge]
Am I worthy of your love?
Am I interesting enough to be just me?
Am I cool, am I unique?
'Cause really I just cried myself
For the fifth time this week
[Chorus]
Can this app see I ain't doin' nothing so it chooses when to beep?
I thought I had it outsmarted, outfooled
But I guess I'm not that cool (And your)
Approval is my hell
God, this is brutal to my health
Yeah, I can be a wannabe or anything you wanna be
But I can't be real with myself
I don't wanna be a wannabe
Baby, I just wanna be
I just wanna be real with myself