[intro]

You know what? I'm just gonna give up the façade
Imma tell y'all the truth

I, am a Redditor
Yep, I'm not one of those 4chan [censored]
You see, I'm better than every other social media
Instagram, Tiktok, 9Gag, Ifunny, Facebook

You don't know what Reddit is?
You fucking normie
Let me teach you a thing or two about this website
Because it's very special
Or should I say, WHOLESOME!

[verse 1]

You see around here, we worship Keanu! (Keanu Reeves)
You see around here, we worship Minecraft! (Fortnite bad)

[Hook]

All hail Elon Musk!
Instagram fucking sucks!
[verse 2]

Emojis bad!
Upvote the Dogе!
Upvote the wholesomе!

I see a woman, and she is automatically a Karen! (uh)

[Hook}

That is a funny number 69!
Oh, you have TikTok installed? You must die!

[outro]

Reddit Power!
Reddit Karma!
Reddit master race!
Instagram, TikTok, I'll punch them in the face!

Hentai funny!
PornHub good!

Reddit!