[Intro: Charles, Marty, and Yung Windex]
Ayo, on some real? You a simp
Bruh, have you even looked the mirror lately?
You kinda are a simp
(Unintelligible) *smack* shut the- man...

[Hook: Yung Windex]
Ain't no simpin', just pimp chimpin' (x3)
Ain't no simpin', I'm just pimp chimpin'
Ain't no simpin', just pimp chimpin' (x3)
Ain't no simpin', I'm just pimp chimpin'

[Verse 1: Yung Windex]
Ugh, yeah
You're a, fucking, simp (True!)
I'm a, pimp, chimp (Fact!)
You have, limp, dick
So small, can't even grip, it
Ugh!
Can't please your fe-male!
Worshipping her OnlyFans, like it was the holy grail
Oh! Look what came, in the mail!
It's my dick in a box
It's not gay, I have on my socks
Ugh
You be fallin' harder than a stock
Ugh!
You know I don't get that cock
And I ain't talking about the roo-ster
You don't have the pussy swag like me, because you're a fuckin loser (Bars!)

[Hook: Yung Windex]
Ain't no simpin', just pimp chimpin' (x3)
Ain't no simpin', I'm just pimp chimpin'
Ain't no simpin', just pimp chimpin' (x3)
Ain't no simpin', I'm just pimp chimpin'

[Verse 2: Charles and Marty]
Yeah I bе chimpin'
Ain't no simpin'
Fuck blowin' kisses
Don't need no misses
Yeah, I wеar protection. Not for sex, though
Can't trust these women while I'm walking around Tokyo
I can't stress enough, don't trust these bimbos
Use you up, throw you out, put you in limbo
Be scared of women. They be so hairy
She whips out a dick? Now that's scary
"I think I love you!" Bitch, please
I haven't done my taxes since 2003

[Bridge: Charles and Marty]
God, I fuckin' hate the IRS
Seriously, fuck the IRS

[Hook: Yung Windex, Marty, and Charles]
Ain't no simpin', just pimp chimpin' (x3)
Ain't no simpin', I'm just pimp chimpin'
Ain't no simpin', just pimp chimpin' (x3)
Ain't no simpin', I'm just pimp chimpin'