[Intro]
Hey, reporting live
Your favorite tea channel
(She's such a liar)

[Verse 1]
Hey, loves, your girl just hit two million subs (Yay)
Zoe Laverne's type of guy can't even get into club (Disgusting)
One more eight minute vid' 'til you start to burn out
Is that why you're selling pictures of your baby for clout? (So annoying)

[Interlude]
(Like, girl)
(I know you're in my DMs saying you love my videos and that's sweet)
(But I can't pretend like you didn't date that kid! Ahahahaha!)

[Verse 2]
Miss Kadie got caught lying straight through her teeth
How you gonna come for me when you don't even eat beef? (Like McDonald's)
Making videos saying Anna Oop made you cry
I'm sitting pretty with my quarter pounder burger and fries

[Interlude]
(Anna Oop is a veganphobic poop?) (Oh my god)
(Actually, that song slaps!)
[Chorus]
All these other channels wanna be me (Be me)
I'm living in Spill Plug's head, rent free (Rent free)
Remember Darianka? Yep, that's my bestie (BFF)
Who else gonna spill all this tea?

[Verse 3]
Now let's move on to the next girl I'm gonna be dragging
Yeah, I'm talking 'bout the fifty shades of Nikita Dragun
Your shop popped, when it dropped, like your songs, it just flopped
Anna's always on top, Nikita, please just stop

[Interlude]
(Seriously, you have the material to be an icon...)
(But girlie, you don't even give people the chance to remember what you looked like before changing your skin tone)
(Yikes!)

[Verse 3]
Next, I think it's time for me to do some charity work
'Cause Gabbie Hanna's views and subs are only getting worse
You really thought your little docu-series had us all shook
It tanked harder than your music and your poetry book
(You said time is relative)
(Beauty is relative)
(Family is relatives)
But Gabbie, let's be real, bitch, you're just irrelevant
[Interlude]
(Yes, I was wrong for that thumbnail I made, but sweetie, who you gonna blame now for ending your career?)
(She's flopping, your honor)
(Duh)

[Verse 4]
The devil works hard, but Benji stays working harder
He was all up in my DMs, tryna hide his own drama
Yeah, you scared you got caught, bitch, I'll see you in court
Creator funds can't bail you out, hah, really thought

[Interlude]
(Your manager was sure they could fool me)
(Did you honestly forget who I am?)
(Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)

[Chorus]
All these other channels wanna be me (Be me)
I'm living in Spill Plug's head, rent free (Rent free)
Remember Darianka? Yep, that's my bestie (BFF)
Who else gonna spill all this tea?

[Outro]
I know y'all been waiting for a face reveal
I wish I could
Uh, maybe next time