[Intro, spoken]
It just seems like something positive you can do with the energy from punk: to raise money for stuff, or raise awareness at least about stuff. At least it's not completely destructive and self-indulgent and just getting fucked up, you know, which is a lot of punk.​

[Verse 1]
Puppies, pizza, xxxmas, weed lube
Skateboards, Sophie, fuckin’, Mitsu

[Chorus]
These are a few of our
Favorite things, indeed
These are a few of our
Favorite things, indeed

[Verse 2]
Oh yeah, and Tim Dunn!
The most perfect sweetheart human