[Intro]
Where's Zero?
Fuck's sake - where is he?
One minute mate, I'm just waiting for someone
In fact sod it
Let meee (gonna get boozy)
What craft beers you got on?
Got anything stronger than that?
Tell you what
Yes Zero, what you sayin' my G

[Pre Chorus]
Right come here
Few gal
Are you daft?
Bag a man
Rack of cash
Snack a jacks
Pack of fags
Bottle of this
Bag of that
Few gal
Are you daft?
Bag a man
Rack of cash
Snack a jacks
Pack of fags
[Verse 1]
Can I get 2 pints of Guinness?
Nice one
Who's the other one for? No one
They're both mine don
I might go outside and sip one and down one
Nah, nah, mind your business don
Where's your Mrs? I'll lipse it John
You know for a fact you wouldn't skip this one
I've got a good feeling you'll flip this one
Why's that? Cause I'm a top man
Got nice garms but it's not Topman
2 2 yats so I might chock man
You're a bustin nut straight in a sock man
Said you're on war, but you're not on man
Imma shower man MC and you're not man
T.B.H, I'm not prang
I don't care, where you're from, An
A girl said I look like Gary Barlow
I said I'll take that
I need a rocky, ASAP
My bars always merk, A class
I been on this ting from way back
A girl said I look like George
But I didn't have a clue, G
I'm assuming Clooney
I wanna put 2 grand in the fruity
Tonight it's gonna get boozy
(You alright mate?)
Tonight it's gonna get boozy
(What you havin' don?)
(Check her over there, she's fuckin fit)
[Chorus]
Few gal
Are you daft?
Bag a man
Rack of cash
Snack a jacks
Pack of fags
Bottle of this
Bag of that
Few gal
Are you daft?
Bag a man
Rack of cash
Snack a jacks
Pack of fags
(Fucks sake where is he?)

[Verse 2]
My mum thinks that Greg's famous
I got vexed neighbours but peng trainers
I don't spend papers in Ted Bakers
And I don't have a clue who Greg James is
My whole team's full of head cases
And we've downed more glasses than Specsavers
And if you think you could compare us
To the dons near us then you can't hear us like
If you think you can compare me
To the dons near me then you can't hear me
Trust me don you are not scary
I will put a big hole in your Moncler tee
And if you think you can compare man
To the dons near man
I don't think so man
Cause it's Window K, it's the Window man
Cause I'm a top man
Got nice garms but it's not Topman
2 2 yats so I might chock man
You're a bustin nut straight in a sock man
Said you're on war, but you're not on man
Imma shower man MC and you're not man
T.B.H, I'm not prang
I don't care, where you're from, An
A girl said I look like Gary Barlow
I said I'll take that
I need a rocky, ASAP
My bars always merk, A class
I been on this ting from way back
A girl said I look like George
But I didn't have a clue, G
I'm assuming Clooney
I wanna put 2 grand in the fruity
Tonight it's gonna get boozy
(Cause it's Window K)
(It's the Window man)