There's 104 ways to enjoy the speedrun
But one comes along just to end it
So the only real problem in world generation
Is finding a good nether fortress...

(Like maybe)

Building a portal then go to the nether
Climbing up a soul sand tower
The nether fortress just doesn't exist

(HEY)
Let's search for this place a whole hour
Exploring nether caves
Can't find a single blaze
Don't even know where to go

(LET'S GO OVER HERE)

Finding a piglin place
Onе thousand world saves
Soul sand is so slow

(DREAM)

As you can see
The fortressеs are so rare
You won't find one at all
(COME ON DREAM)
So just give up cause Mojang sucks
You won't find one at all
So just give up cause Mojang sucks
You won't find one at all


MUM!!!!
Dream is complaining about the 1.16 update
Because the nether fortresses are extremely rare
Now its extremely luck-based
Which makes his speedrunning experience worse
He's trying to get people vote to revert it
Because he wants a new world record again!


I HATE THAT!
THAT SPAWN WAS BULLSHIT!
Alright...
Alright, i mean bull crap, bull crap