(Secure the bag, know what I mean? Banrisk on the beat)
(Ayo Perish gotta fart boy)

I rip a fart with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back my farts tonight
And when they ask me why I’m farting
I say, "Taco Bell”
And when they ask me why I’m farting
I say, "Taco Bell"

But the fact is
I just asked my doctor my condition
And all that he could say was
"Explosive diarrhea." (Explosive diarrhea)
That's what a fart is
That's what the point of the fart is

Oh god I feel it coming
You will see me farting
I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
Silent but deadly
It's so terrifying
But I keep on farting, I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
I've been farting so much for so long
Been farting on kids for too long
Been farting so much for so long
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Always being judged by a bunch of strange faces
Scared to go outside, I emit radiation
But I've been places
So I'll keep farting, yeah I’ll keep farting
(Yeah I'll keep farting!)

But the fact is
I need help, it’s now a safety hazard
They think that I’m the Big Bang
I just really wish that I could stop it
That's what the fart is
That's what the point of the fart is

Oh god I feel it coming
What a big explosion
I'll just keep on farting, I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
It’s silent but deadly
It's so terrifying
But I keep on smilin', I'm good (yeah, I'm good)
I've been farting too much for so long
Been farting on kids for too long
Been farting so much for so long
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
So long, it's real
So long, Taco Bell