[Verse 1]
Join us in the Losers Club where everybody's welcome
Place your application here, rejection letters are seldom
In this town where everyone is so small-minded you'll want to drown
But it's better when you have your friends around

[Verse 2]
If you've got a problem, well, then we are here to listen
Our faces seem to be the best place for bullies to put their fists in
So we understand
In this town where everyone is so small-minded you'll want to drown
But it's better when you have your friends around

[Bridge]
Everybody's got that something
A quirk that you're made fun of for
Some of us just can't help it
Let's do a roll call, yay!
We've got the token fat kid
The token Black kid
The on-the-verge-of-an-asthma-attack kid
The Jewish kid
The token girl
The funniest kid in the whole world
(Sh-shut up, Richie!)
[Outro]
And we're always looking for more
So welcome to the Losers Club