Uncle Kracker
[YTP] Pooping the Charts, Vol. 100 or something idk whatever
[SMPTE tone]
You can carry me through
Oh
OwO
Gimme the meat, boys
And cream my hole
I wanna get lost in your c**k and balls
And get laid
Won't you take a shit?
Oh oh oh oh oh oooooooooooo
[SMPTE tone]
Well you done done done done done done done done
[SMPTE tone]
Well you done done me in my butt I felt it
I tried to eat you but you're so hot that I nutted
Now I'm trying to get craaack
[supercut of breathing]
But I ha
[more breathing]
I'm your whore
Mmmmmmmmm
[sniff]
Well open up your mom and see li- li-
Hee, heeh
Shit in your pants and damn, you're a freak
I lul lul lul lul
So I won't masturbate no more
It can wait
Toosh tools loola loola loola loola
Scooch up a bit closer, deer
And I will nibble your breasts and nothing's gonna stop me
Suduwababoombaboom
Woah-oh-oh-oh-oh oh oh oh oh oh
Mmmmmmmmmmm
Come!
I've been spending way too long sucking my dick in the mirror
[sfx: how to grapefruit your man]
And bending over backwards just to try to see my butt
Before I get fucked up the ass
SoS SoS
Open up your plants and-
Open up your pants and-
Open up your plankton
Nice ass!
[SMPTE tone]
[bgm: Flagpole Sitta, distorted]
I had visions, I was visions, I was vision into the mirror
I pee a little bit clearererererer
Everyone loves golden shooooooowers
[bgm: Shiny Happy People backwards]
[SMPTE tone]
The rottenness and evil in memes
I can't forget the nurse's body
Who salOOs
No one ever does me
Baaaaaaaaaaaa
I'm not sick but I'm nuts
Heh heh heh heh heh heh heeeeeeeh
Only stupid people are on TV
Put me in the hospital cause I'm inbreeding
The creerc
You told them all I was Mitt Romney
They cut off my dick
[screaming]
Now I'm an amp
You told them "no breathing"
[breathing loops]
They cut off my breathing
Now the hospital is killing me
Wooooaaah!
You told them all I was crazy
Feel my big hard penis
Beat of my hard cock
Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
Not afraid to jizz in my eyes