Uncle Kracker
Biggest Dock on the Lake
[Verse 1]
Swimmin' up to the sandbar
Postin' up in the backyard
Nothin' to do for a week or two
If you need me, send a postcard
Overloadin' the pontoon
Out for the day, be back soon
A little PBR and a BBQ
Yeah, that's how we do

[Chorus]
Spend our days in slow motion
Out here drinkin' and floatin'
Ain't nobody feelin' no pain
You might think it's shallow
But everybody knows
I got the biggest dock on the lake (Woo)

[Post-Chorus]
I got the biggest dock on the lake

[Verse 2]
Out here, we don't pick the phone up
Sweat drippin' off cold Coronas
This aroma you can smell for days
WhistlePig ribs and a Honey Jack glaze
Off the bay, bikinis and boat fuel
Catchin' rays, Bluetoothin' old school
Yeah, you know it hits the spot
So hop up on this dock
[Chorus]
Spend our days in slow motion
Out here drinkin' and floatin'
Ain't nobody feelin' no pain
You might think it's shallow
But еverybody knows
I got the biggest dock on thе lake (Woo)

[Post-Chorus]
Woo
I got the biggest dock on the lake

[Bridge]
Got the fishin' pole, gonna snap line
Got the swimmin' hole, wastin' no time
She got them Daisy Dukes, lookin' so fine
Just passin' the time is my favorite pastime
Keep goin' 'til the pavement stops
Where the water is cold, but the rays are hot
Where the rocks and the sand meet a drunk old man
With a guitar in his hand (Ah, go to work)
When the land ends, the tan lines start
A cold PBR is a work of art
You know it always hits the spot
So hop up on this dock
[Chorus]
Spend our days in slow motion
Out here drinkin' and floatin'
Ain't nobody feelin' no pain
You might think it's shallow
But everybody knows
I got the biggest dock on the lake, yeah

[Post-Chorus]
I got the biggest dock on the lake (Woo)
I got the biggest dock on the lake, oh yeah

[Outro]
Woo
Oh, yes
I got the biggest dock on the lake