[Chorus]
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I was hoping you would be true
I was hoping you would be true, be true, be true
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I only worship Jesus for you
I only worship Jesus for you, yeah

[Verse]
Debra, you stupid bitch
You’re fucking kicked out of book club
I hope you fall in a ditch
I watched the sex tape on porn hub
Brad, I hope you like her pussy, wet and tight
You know it’s not as good as mine, and that’s fucking right
Get the fuck out of here, you’re dumb as fuck
Gonna go fetch my rifle, you better duck

[Chorus]
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I was hoping you would be true
I was hoping you would be true, be true, be true
I only became Christian for you
I only became Christian for you, for you, for you
I only worship Jesus for you
I only worship Jesus for you, yeah

[Outro]
Fuck you Brad and Debra
Fuck you Brad and Debra
Fuck you Brad and Debra
Fuck you Brad and Debra