[Verse 1]
You said that I was religious 'cause I hate Halloween
I thought you read too much into it, but now I see what you mean
Why do I love Philip Larkin? He would've hated me
I think our outlook is in common, unfortunately

[Chorus]
But I had the nicest dress in class for my communion
I've always tried to be the prettiest and the best
I didn't know what money had to do with it
And I feel like growing old is just a test

[Verse 2]
I've been changing my profession in my head every week
I'm too old to dance for a living, my indecision is bleak
I'm never gonna own a house or impress my family
Shit happens and I'm still here, unfortunately

[Chorus]
But I had the nicеst dress in class for my communion
And I've always tried to bе the prettiest and the best
I didn't know what money had to do with it
And I feel like growing old is just a test

[Bridge]
I wish I wasn't everything I hate
Slice me up and serve me on God’s plate
I’ll always be descending from that high
Where do they serve the Eucharist on Friday nights?
[Chorus]
I had the nicest dress in class for my communion
I've always tried to be the prettiest and the best
I didn't know what money had to do with it
And I feel like growing old is just—
And I feel like growing old is just a test