CMAT
Whatever’s Inconvenient
[Verse 1]
I can always smell it comin'
Like the grease upon your mullet
I knew you’d ruin me the minute
Had a dream and you were in it
Just a dentist, you and I
'Cause your crown of boys are mean
And it reeks of tobacco to me
I'd make you torso of the week
If I still bought Heat Magazine
And you would pay me not money but praise

[Pre-Chorus]
’Cause I message you all the time
If you're bored, you might reply
I'm your very own hell-yeah guy

[Chorus]
Why do I fall in love and out of love again?
A needle underneath my skin
Fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
And I fall in love, out of love again
My dirty heart in glycerine
I fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
[Verse 2]
And I bet you buy her ticket on the bus
And I bet she doesn't know about us
I think I'm better off this way
'Cause I’m worth more when I’m in pain
So kiss her forehead and there'll be no fuss

[Pre-Chorus]
But you’ll never be Mark E. Smith
'Cause your weakness is a bit
And I got really caught up in it

[Chorus]
Oh, why do I fall in love and out of love again?
A needle underneath my skin
Fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
And I fall in love, out of love again
My dirty heart in glycerine
I fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient

[Bridge]
I’d love you to think I didn't feel a thing
I wish I could stop myself from hitting the brink
I'm emptying shower gel by bottles every night
Woah, every night
'Cause I listen to all your lies
You pretend I'm on your mind
But I'll never be worth your time
Why do I play your greatest hits?
Why do I leave myself in bits?
[Chorus]
Why do I fall in love and out of love again?
A needle underneath my skin
Fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient
And I fall in love, out of love again
My dirty heart in glycerine
I fall in love and out of love again
Whatever's inconvenient

[Outro]
I'd love you to think I didn't feel a thing
I wish I could stop myself from hitting the brink
I'm emptying shower gel by bottles every night
Woah, every night
(Woah, fall in love again)
(Did I fall in love again?)
(Woah, fall in love again)
(Did I fall in love again?)