[Verse 1]
My "gone fishing" alibi
You won't see me 'til Wednesday
But I'm fine
No, really, I'm fine
Like a teenage Frankenstein
My head's a mess but from the neck down
I'm fine
I'm actually fine

[Refrain]
You say I'm too dependent, what did you expect
An independent lady with a plethora of friends?
You found me in the gutter, the best that you could find
Excuse me if I'm difficult, I can't make up my mind

[Chorus]
I'm your hunky dory, I miss you all the time
I'm busy and I can't make up my mind
And I've the constitution of lemon and lime
I'm fizzy and I can't make up my mind

[Post-Chorus]
Ooh, yeah-yeah, woo

[Verse 2]
Step right up and see the girls
The penny arcade's calling me
I'm cool
No, really, I'm cool
I get distracted, you pissed off
Funny, 'cause thought that you
Were cool
Are ya really that cool?
[Refrain]
I'm a lighthouse keeper, I break the bulb for fun
I never see the pain I cause, I've never seen the sun
But you love the attention that I give to you
I'm sorry, you're responsible that I can't make up my mind

[Chorus]
I'm your hunky dory, I miss you all the time
I'm busy and I can't make up my mind
And I've the constitution of lemon and lime
I'm fizzy and I can't make up my—

[Bridge]
I want you
I think I do
It's hard to know
My mind just goes
Off on my phone
See what comes next
Push the middle button, keep it coming
I'll be forty-seven with no luck

[Chorus]
I'm your hunky dory, I miss you all the time
I'm busy and I can't make up my mind
And I've the constitution of lemon and lime
I'm fizzy and I can't make up my mind
[Outro]
Overboard and swimming, throw this klutz a line
I'm dizzy and I can't make up my mind
And I'm the queen of England drinking baby's wine
I'm Lizzy and I can't make up my
Can't make up my
Can't make up my
Can't make up my mind, yeah