[Verse 1]
Don't put your elbows on the table
Don't eat with your mouth open
Don't talk when you've got a mouthful
When you're eating with your mother

[Chorus]
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well okay mum, well okay mum
But okay mum

[Verse 2]
Go and tidy your room
While you're there, give it a vacuum
Put your washing away
And make sure it's folded

[Chorus]
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
You're only hungry becausе you're bored
Well okay mum
Go and havе a glass of milk
Well okay mum, well okay mum
But okay mum
[Bridge]
Hey mum, I'm really hungry
Is there anything that maybe I could eat?
Well David if you're really that hungry
You can have a piece of fruit
Fuck that

[Chorus]
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
You're only hungry because you're bored
Well okay mum
Go and have a glass of milk
Well okay mum, well okay mum
But okay mum
Not a fucking drama