[Verse 1]
Long ago,

in a land unknown

A baby boy had arrived
Born a cheese, with a smile that gleamed
The

cheddar
of his mother's eye

He learned to walk, he learned to talk
The baby never cried
He just said:


"My name Mr. Cheese!"

"My name Mr. Cheese!

[Chorus]
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no

cheese-grater

Yes we know

And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crew-mate that we adore

[Verse 2]
The child was two, and with every inch he grew
He looked up to the skies
His dreams were true, each night he knew
The

stars
were in his eyes
He played with toys,

spaceships, asteroids

Completing tasks left and right
And oooh, his future's bright

{Chorus}
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best

impostor
that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know

And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crew-mate that we adore

[Verse 3]
Well this kid was cool
Just a teen in school
The c

heesiest
player with no regard for the rules

Just a baller
A genuine rock 'n' rolla
He's good and bad
Like a bi-polar gorgonzola
He knew the biz
Knew how to feed his
Appetite for trouble like he's a cheese wiz

Oooooooooh, he's gonna be the greatest (Aw yeah!)
(Aw yeah!)

{Chorus}
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know

And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the

crew-mate
that we adore

[Verse 4]
It's time to leave home and it's raining (Ooh, wet!)
I want to be a crew-mate in space (Ohh)
I'm going to base for my training
And I hope that I find
Find my place
Every day, I train and train
To be the best that I can be


Learning how to complete the tasks

So one day I'll finally be

Part of the crew
And I'll be able to do


Whatever the captain wants me to


And one day soon
Ohh yeah, baby, one day soon

{Chorus}
Oooh, Mr. Cheese
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know

And we believe
That he's gonna save us all
You're gonna do us proud
You're the crew-mate that we adore

[

Verse 5
}
I made it, I'm finally on board
I'm a crew mate after all! (Ooh, yeah baby!)
But there's something stirring inside of me
Something I've not felt before (Oh no!)



All I want to do is break necks

And hide behind every door
I'm an impostor
Gonna be the greatest impostor of all!

{Chorus}
Oooh, Mr. Cheese (I'm Mr. Cheese, baby!)
He's gonna be the best impostor that you've (Ooh, yeah baby!)
Ever seen
And we know there's no cheese-grater
Yes we know

And we believe
That he's gonna save us all (Ohh yeah, baby!)
You're gonna do us proud
And we're all so proud

[Outro}


Oooooooh-oooooooh
When I'm in the crew
I'm not going to lose
Cos I'm so good

I'm Mr. Cheese, baby!