Black Host (spoken):
Ladies and Gentleman! Boys and Girls!
It's time for a rap battle!
Coming to you live from deep space,

Blue with the Viking horns
!
Drop a beat
In the yellow corner, all the way from the

Skeld
, on a ship far away
He puts the pray in front of our spray
MR. CHEESE!!!!
And in the other yellow corner, also from the Skeld
The egg-cellent, egg-citing, egg cetera, MR. EGG!
Mr. Cheese will go first
LETS RAP BATTLE!

Mr. Cheese (rapped):
Here we go, here we go
My namе Mr. Cheese
And I'm the greatеst imposter
I've even got my own song
I'm a cheesy rock-star
You're scared of me cos you look so jumpy
Well you should be
I pushed Humpty Dumpty
I'm the coldest killer, but I'm hot as hell
All I need is a spoon
To go and break your shell
I'm the cheesiest player alive
Today I'm serving up egg, fried!
Mr. Cheese (spoken):
This ones going to be over easy, baby!
Get it? Because you cook eggs over easy!
Ha ha!

Mr. Egg (rapped):
Well my name is Mr. Egg
And I'm Among Us legend
But your friends play one game
And call themselves Veteran
Well now it's me and The_Gentleman
And you're old news
You're never gonna win
Because you always lose
I may be egg-centric, but you're a melt
Everyone knows I'm the greatest crew-mate
On the SKELD
When I'm done with you
You're be begging me, please
Cos I'm the one who's slicing up
And serving up cheese



Mr. Cheese (spoken):
Uh! Yeah!
That verse was lame!
Host (spoken):
Are you ready for Round 2?

Mr. Cheese (spoken):
Time to poach this egg

Host (spoken):
Here we go!

Mr. Cheese (rapped):
This battle is funny, because you're a joke
I've got the big brain
Your head's full of yolk
If you see me around
I'll be doing some hacking
Look at this guy
Under pressure he's cracking
You're running scared
You should go back to Britain
You're just like your mommy
Even she was a chicken
You're trying to win
Well your plan is spoiled
You're in hot water now
And your eggs are boiled
Mr. Egg (spoken):
Whoa, what?

Mr. Cheese (spoken):
Consider yourself scrambled, fool!

Mr. Egg (rapped):
My head's full of yolk
That's what you say
Your head's 99% curds and whey
You're coming in second
I'm coming in first
"My name Mr. Cheese!"
You gotta learn some more words
I'm here to stay
And I'm putting on the root
Who taught you to speak?!
"I am Groot?!"
I'm the one everybody loves the most
Only thing you're good for
Is cheese on toast

Host (spoken):
It's the final round!
Let's go!

Mr. Cheese (rapped):
This is a rap battle
And you're starting to ramble
You're getting beaten every second
And you're looking kinda scrambled
You ain't no MC, yeah your lyrics are fake
I'm gonna whisk you up
And put you in a cake
I'll watch you bake
Cos I'm the greatest killer around
Everybody knows me
When I'm putting it down
I'm the best rapper on the seven seas
And only Street G'S are made of cheese

Mr. Cheese (spoken):
Who am I to disa-brie?

Blue (spoken):
Disa-brie? Really?

Mr Egg (rapped):
That cheese hat gone soft
I think you can tell
Like Mr. Poopyfarts
He's beginning to smell
If you see me on the ship
Well you better run
Mine is real
Yours is a cheddar gun
I'm the most egg-cellent
Egg-citing one one the base
Everybody knows I'm gonna win first place
I'm the new rapper in town
That's wassup
Everybody likes their crew-mate
Sunny side up

Mr. Cheese (spoken):
Boo! That verse was bad!

Mr. Egg (spoken):
I'm Mr. Egg!

Mr. Cheese (spoken):
I'm Mr. Cheese!

Host (spoken):
Who's the Winner?
Tell us in the comments!

Mr. Cheese (spoken):
The rap battle is over easy!

Mr. Egg (spoken):
Easter Bunny's not coming this year
I like to play Eggs- Box