[Verse 1]
I think that being in love with me
Felt like a job to you
Not something you really wanted
Just something you had to do

[Verse 2]
So you complete your tasks, you do your chores
Take out the trash and sweep the floors
And a job well done is kind of fulfilling
But nothing feels as good as going home

[Pre-Chorus]
And you gave me a two week notice
Even if you didn't say it explicitly
You gave me a two week warning
You didn't have to tell me
I knew that you would leave
For better hours, or better pay
Better management at a better place
And if rеtail has taught me anything
If people wanna go
You should lеt them go

[Chorus]
Nobody can replace you
But I'm gonna try to
A silent resignation
God, that's just like you
You're a "no call, no show" kind of guy
Doing just what you gotta do to get by
And if you wanted to freelance
I don't know why you ever applied
To a nine-to-five
[Verse 3]
And so I took bereavement
When your love for me died
I was never any good at loss prevention
I couldn't keep you if I tried

[Verse 4]
I'm overworked and underpaid
And you used me to boost your resume
So it's probably for the better
If I lock up alone

[Pre-Chorus]
And you gave me a two week notice
Even if you didn't say it explicitly
You gave me a two week warning
You didn't have to tell me
I knew that you would leave
For better hours, or better pay
Better management at a better place
And if retail has taught me anything
If people wanna go
You should let them go

[Chorus]
Nobody can replace you
But I'm gonna try to
A silent resignation
God, that's just like you
You're a "no call, no show" kind of guy
Doing just what you gotta do to get by
And if you wanted to freelance
I don't know why you ever applied
To a nine-to-five
To a nine-to-five

[Bridge]
I don't need to know why
You wanted to go
Just that you don't wanna stay
But it's okay, because

You gave me a two week notice
You gave me a two week notice
You gave me a two week notice
You gave me
You gave me
You gave me

[Chorus]
Nobody can replace you
But I'm gonna try to
A silent resignation
God, that's just like you
You're a "no call, no show" kind of guy
Doing just what you gotta do to get by
And if you wanted to freelance
I don't know why you ever applied
To a nine-to-five
To a nine-to-five
To a nine-to-five

[Outro]
(I wanna cry)