[Intro]
*Car revving up*
Movin' so fast you can't see him go by

[Verse 1]
Everybody's talkin' 'bout Surfer Dan
Doheny to Nirvana in a Chevy sedan
Movin' so fast you can't see him go by

[Verse 2]
He's a gremmie maharishi in his baggies and beads
Super stock surfer jock down to his knees
He's so ripped he can't see you go by

[Chorus]
Surfer Dan, someone that everyone knows
(He's so cool, you know his cool is cool)
Twenty-seven girls follow wherever he goes, whoa, whoa

[Verse 3]
Oh, everybody's lookin' for Surfer Dan (wah-ooh)
Skinny Minnie, mom and dad and Uncle Sam
He's so cool they can't see him go by (ooh)

[Bridge]
(Wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh
Wahoo, wah-ooh)
[Chorus]
Surfer Dan, someone that everyone knows
(He's so cool, you know his cool is cool)
Twenty-seven girls follow wherever he goes, whoa whoa

[Verse 1]
Oh, everybody's talkin' 'bout Surfer Dan (wah-ooh)
Doheny to Nirvana in a Chevy sedan
Movin' so fast you can't see him go by (woo!)

[Refrain]
He's so ripped, he can't see you go by
He's so cool they can't see him go by

[Outro]
(Wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)(Come on, keep it down)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)
Surfer Dan (Wahoo, wah-ooh)