[Skit: CallMeCarson, jschlatt & Funny Mic jschlatt]
How's it going?
Good, I’m playing Breath Of The Wild
I can hear that, it sounds nice
Yeah, I'm in a girl outfit
Can I play you a song?
Yeah, play it for me
It's got a slow start
Oh, yeah?
This is my song
Ahaha, go fuck yourself
I hate this video, I fucking hate this video
Please don’t let me be a part of this video
I've changed my mind, I don't wanna be in this video
Cut out every single part where I'm in this video, Carson
I changed my mind I don't wanna be in it
It's a good video
No, it's not a, it's a shit ass video
Pick up the call
Oh, the skype, a skype?
Pick it up! Pick up the phone Carson!
Pick up the fucking phone!