[Verse 1]
How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?
Got some tasty cola right here

[Verse 2]
Now look at that Chevy go
She's faster than greased up lightning

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green
Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass

[Chorus]
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man

[Verse 3]
Oh man, that's a juicy burger
Crispy on them fries please
[Chorus]
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man

[Bridge]
(He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man)

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green
But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his ass

[Chorus]
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoinfodaman
I used to be a pimp
But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man
[Outro]
He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He's hoinfodaman
He used to be a pimp
But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man