[Intro]
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life

[Verse 1]
With a head full of pancakes, a gut full of rot
He shoots from the hip for one final

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
He ran like a bastard and jumped like an ape
He left the crowd cheering his one final

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[Instrumental Bridge]
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[Verse 3]
Randy throws fastballs like man's never known
Kobayashi ate hot dogs to take the throne
The avocado is shedding its pit
Beef on a pancake to a tree don't mean shit

[Chorus]
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[Outro]
Today is going to be the greatest day of your life
Today is going to be the day you get up on your heels and fight
In the face of all that you disdain you will burn so bright
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