[Verse 1]
Pass the pen there Billy Bob
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong

[Verse 2]
Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke

[Verse 3]
Catch me in the right light
You'll see my shape's shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down
I'm hung just above the knee

[Chorus]
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine

[Verse 4]
Step on up to dance the dance
And touch the hand that heals
Like the tallest hog on Wall Street
I'm a-wheelin' all the deals
[Verse 5]
They'll carve my face in marble
They'll etch my name in stone
And they'll paint my noble portrait
And historify my home

You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you, told you so
They calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
They calls me Puddin' Taine

[Refrain]
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!

[Verse 1]
Pass the pen there Billy Bob
I'll write us up a song
Or perhaps I'll pen a sonnet
If the melody sits all wrong

[Verse 2]
Hand me down a crayon
And I'll draw a mighty oak
'cause of all my brother Masons
I'm the quickest with a joke
[Verse 3]
Catch me in the right light
You'll see my shape's shaped to please
And if I shank my trousers down
I'm hung just above the knee

[Chorus]
You may have difficulty catchin' breath
When you hear my weighty name
I'm the one that told you so
And they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine, ah
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine, ah
Yes, they calls me Puddin' Taine, ah
They calls me Puddin' Taine, ah
They calls me Puddin' Taine

[Refrain]
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo!