[Verse 1]
I'm going down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation
Going down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night
People shouting, "Howdy, neighbor"

[Bridge]
Bobby, go ahead and kill Kenny for me
Would ya?

[Verse 2]
Heading on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with big vaginas
Come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine