[Refrain]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching

[Verse 1]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
Barry swing his bat
Piano playing cats
Big mouth drunken whores

[Verse 2]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
Drama that's for free
On reality TV
Where's that tuna casserole?

[Refrain]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching

[Verse 3]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are watching
As we change our minds
At least a half a dozen times
Are we leanin’ red or leanin’ blue?
[Verse 4]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
The oil's constant flow
Through the Gulf of Mexico
Anyone for battered shrimp?

[Refrain ]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching

[Verse 5]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
Some idiot start to fester
Where he shot that child molester
Some call him hero, some call him con

[Verse 6]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
Another arrogant ass
Says he's got an N-word pass
What the hell's an N-word pass?

[Refrain]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
[Verse 7]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
Brad and An-Jolie
Expand their family
Who's gonna be the next Octomom?

[Verse 8]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
Obama wave his pecker
At the infrastructure wreckers
Sayin' “what you gonna do about that gun control?”

[Refrain]
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching
The Eyes of the Squirrel are Watching

[Outro]