[Verse 1: Les Claypool, Stan & Kyle]
I'm goin' down to South Park
Gonna have myself a time
Friendly faces everywhere
Humble folks without temptation

[Verse 2: Les Claypool & Cartman]
Goin' down to South Park
Gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking, day or night
People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"

[Verse 3: Les Claypool & Kenny]
Headin' on up to South Park
Gonna see if I can't unwind
I like girls with big fat titties
I like girls with deep vaginas

[Verse 4: Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park
And meet some friends of mine

[Outro]
*Fart*