[Verse 1]
Hello, Mister Krinkle, how are you today?
Seems the rumors are abound your team might move away
Now, me, I'm sentimental, but I'm not one to cry
(Yep, yep)

[Verse 2]
Say there, Mister Krinkle, let's cruise the bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele, and I watch the waters die

[Chorus]
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, won't you please tell me why
Tell me why

[Verse 3]
Hey ho, Mister Krinkle, have you heard the brand new sound?
It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix, Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It's called "Heavy Hometown,” New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry

[Chorus]
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why
[Outro]
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle
Mister Krinkle