Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-do
I've got another
Puzzle for you

Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-dee
If you are wise
You'll listen to me

What do you get
From a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck
And an IQ of three

Why don't you try
Simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear
To look?

You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-da
If you're not greedy
You will go far

You will live in
Happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa
Doompa-dee-do

Doompa-dee-do