[Verse 1]
There's a time for lies
And a time for truth
I say, eye for eye
Eye for a tooth
It's nice

[Verse 2]
When I roamed young
I'd scavenge 'round
Every nook and cranny
Of our little town

[Pre-Chorus]
It's nice, so nice, to be

[Chorus]
Roll out the cannon, boys
Let's steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
And shake hands with beef

[Verse 3]
She's so fine
She's so sweet
Mom and Pop, they raised her
On huge slabs of meat
She's fine
[Verse 4]
A man of nine
Water derby day
Twenty-six pumps on a Crosman
And it's time to play

[Pre-Chorus]
It's fine, so fine, to be

[Chorus]
Roll out the cannon, boys
Let's steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
And shake hands with beef

[Outro]
Roll out the cannonballs
Let's steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
And shake hands with beef
Roll out the cannon, boys
Let's steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
And shake hands with beef
Roll out the cannon, boys
Let's steal us some wine
Puff Tijuana Smalls
And shake hands with beef
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