[Verse 1: Gil]
In Ancient Egypt long ago
Outside the city of Cairo
A nose vanished from a face
It disappeared without a trace
And nobody knows just what went on
They only know the nose was gone

[Chorus: Gil, All]
Who's got the nose?
(Who's got the nose?)
Nobody knows
(Nobody knows)
Where did it go?
(Where did it go?)
No, nobody knows
(Yeah, nobody knows)

[Verse 2: Gil]
Could it've floated down the Nile
On a barge Egyptian style?
Could it be under a pyramid?
Who took the thing?
Who's got it hid?
Or did they stash it in a hieroglyph?
And does it ever need to sniff?
[Chorus: Gil, All]
Who's got the nose?
(Who's got the nose?)
Nobody knows
(Nobody knows)
Wherе did it go?
(Where did it go?)
No, nobody knows
(Yeah, nobody knows)

[Bridge: Molly]
For thousands of yеars in ancient Giza
With no way to smell or even sneeze
A lion's body all made of stone
With a human's head and nobody knows

[Chorus: Gil, All]
Who's got the nose?
(Who's got the nose?)
Nobody knows
(Nobody knows)
Where did it go?
(Where did it go?)
No, nobody knows
(Yeah, nobody knows)
Who's got the nose?
(Who's got the nose?)
Nobody knows
(Nobody knows)
Where did it go?
(That's how it goes)
Who's got the Sphinx nose?
(Who's got the Sphinx nose?)