[Intro: SweatyEric]
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[Verse 1: SweatyEric]
The flows laminar (Laminar)
I keep going cos i've got stamina (Stamina)
Where's the camera? (Camera)
Pia pia piano, that must be yamaha (Yamaha)
I got a slogan, like Hulk Hogan (Like Hulk Hogan)
Are you appalled? You must be Logan!
It's nice to meet you! Falling out in the kitchen, I guess I'm making beef stew
Yabba Dabba Doo, when im eating that babaganoush
Really need a poo, when i do, ima eat my stew
MJ with the flu, if you knew, then youd tell me too
Head to timbuktu, with the crew, what else do you do
This ain't a b side
Mr Beast celebrating with a knee slidе
Where's the weed guy
I don't do drugs but I compulsivеly lie
I dont sleep nights
I just look at my sick leopard print sexy skin tights
I don't eat mice
If your scratching your head then I guess youve got head lice

[Verse 2: SweatyBalls}
Shout out makka pakka
That guy's a big money stacker
You're fucking useless patson daka
I'm a dog in the sheets like hacker
Way that I shoot Kvaratskhelia
Moving that paraphernalia
Hot milfs in my area
Make them sit on the D Zakaria
She said she wanted me hairier
So I flew out to istanbul
Got gooch hairs on my chest and chin
Now I’m looking like Gandalf
Got cornered by 3 Turkish men nothing I can’t handle
Got elbow dropped to oblivion now I look like a sandal
Repping faisal manjdog manji
When I whip it out it’s a surprise package like Manuel akanji
Think I met Warwick Davis last night while I was pinging off mandy
…. Imagine having sex with Gandhi
Yo yo yo yo cock
Imagine getting fisted by the rock
He would leave it looking like the Guatemala City sinkhole
Your dad looks like a Pringle
Your face is full of wrinkles
I know you stole my weed bitch, you’re a periwinkle
I be in that pussy like confringo
Is your grandmother single
You say she’s a widow
I don’t speak your lingo
Just copped a new mink coat
Brutally bashed 3 weasels just for the fur, kachow
Accidentally stuck it in her urethra, she said ow