Okay, you dolls ready? Let's go!
This is the tale of a fairy named Ru
Pussy on fire, hosting three shows too
We were thirteen queens competing all together
Well, technically only twelve
But like Macaulay at Christmas
Now we’re home alone too!
Just last week our phones started buzzing
"Ladies, what's taking?"
We all said "Nothing!"
Then Queens, you invited to a Tic Tac lunch
A season twelve reunion from the new Shady Bunch
The Shady Bunch
I don't get cute, I get drop dead shady
The Shady Bunch
If you stay shady, you ain’t gotta get shady, okay? Haha
The Shady Bunch
We're all born naked and the rest is shade
The Shady Bunch
The shade of it all
The Shady Bunch
Next week we crown a winner but tonight we're just the Shady Bunch
Just the Shady Bunch
Uhm, you're flat, Jan