[Announcement 1: Michelle Visage]
Welcome to the All Stars 6 Hall of Fame Half-Time Show
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To our viewers around the globe
Please welcome the glamorous, Fergie...
[Verse 1: Geronimo, Fergie's imitation]
Geronimo, Geronimo
They're falling like dominos
Hey!
Geronimo, Geronimo
They're falling like dominos
Please believe it, let that be the reason
Sight beat the world and we shall see it
Please believe it, let that be the reason
Sight beat the world and we shall see it
Geronimo, Geronimo
They're falling like dominos
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, oh
Eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh, oh
Geronimo, Geronimo
They're falling like dominos
Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah
[Announcement 2: Michelle Visage]
The Queen of pop, Madonna...
[Verse 2: Dance With U, Madonna's imitation]
I have sinned on the dance floor, all over it
It's slippery because of my sin
Take my hand, I got a place for you
Out on the dance floor
Feel the night
In a four-four time
As I lose my mind to you again
I wanna dance-dance
I wanna dance-dance
I wanna dance-dance oh-oh
I wanna dance-dance
I wanna dance-dance
I wanna dance-dance oh-oh
I wanna dance with... who?
Oh yeah, you
Amen
[Announcement 3: Michelle Visage]
Motown legend, the boss, Miss Diana Ross...
[Verse 3: The Beginning, Diana Ross' imitation]
Are you ready for the record that you made number one for me?
Here you go, Ru
That was then, this is now
Here we go starting over
You decide, change your mind
Miracles happen every day, oh
This is the beginning, the beginning
This is the beginning of the rest of your-
Rest of your- Rest of your- Rest of your life
I see you, Ru
[Announcement 4: Michelle Visage]
Her hips don't lie, Shakira...
[Verse 4: Cover Girl, Shakira's imitation]
Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Let your whole body talk
Cover girl (Ey, ey)
Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Let your whole body talk
Cover girl (Ey, ey)
Stroll down the runway (Lolé)
Another payday (Lolé)
Cover of magazines (Ey, ey)
And when they see me (Lolé)
They want to be me (Lolé)
I am the fantasy (Lolé, lolé, lolé)
Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Let your whole body talk
Cover girl
Lemme hear you!
Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Let your whole body talk
Lolé, lolé, lolé!
[Announcement 5: Michelle Visage]
Swish swish bish, it's Katy Perry...
[Verse 5: Sissy That Walk, Katy Perry's imitation]
Now sissy that walk
Now sissy- Now sissy that walk
Now sissy that walk
Now sissy that walk
Now sissy- Now sissy that walk
Now sissy that walk
Meow meow, KatyCats
And if I fly or if I fall
Least I can say, I gave it all
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Sissy that walk!
Now sissy that walk
Now sissy- Now sissy that walk
Now sissy that walk
Oooh
Sissy- Sissy- Sissy that walk
Where's left shark?
Have you seen left shark?
[Announcement 6: Michelle Visage]
The demon of screaming, Steven Tyler...
[Verse 6: If I Dream, Steven Tyler's imitation]
Night after night, I close my eyes
And wonder when the sun will rise
Through the dark, till I see, yeah!
If I dream
Everything I wanna be
If I dream
All the possibilities
If you just believe
In your wildest dreams
They will come true
Whoa, yeah
If I dream
If I dream
If I dream
If I dream
If you just believe
In your wildest dreams
They will come true
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Announcement 7: Michelle Visage]
Mother Monster has arrived, Lady Gaga...
[Verse 7: A Little Bit Of Love, Lady Gaga's imitation]
A little bit of love
Goes a long, long way
Lifting you up to a brighter day
A little bit of love
Goes a long, long way
Ra Ra, Ga Ga, a-ha
Gaga-ge-gi-goo-goo-ga
A little bit of love
Goes a long, long way
Lifting you up to a brighter day
A little bit of love
Can you feel- Can you feel-
Can you feel the love?
A little bit of love
Goes a long, long way
Ra Ra, Ga Ga, a-ha
A little bit of love
[Announcement 8: Michelle Visage]
The high priest of pop, uh! Prince...
[Verse 8: I Bring The Beat, Prince's imitation]
I bring the beat, woo!
I came here from outer space
A planet called 808
In the Galaxy of Funk
Where the robots gravitate
A message came from NASA, an urgent SOS
"The rock don't talk, hip-hop is cold, and we need a brand-new beat", yeah
I bring the beat, uh
I bring the beat
I bring the beat
I bring the beat, yeah
I bring the beat, uh
I bring the beat
I bring the beat, yeah
I bring the beat, uh
Uh!
[Announcement 9: Michelle Visage]
The OG halftime headliner, Broadway legend, Carol Channing...
[Verse 9: Click Clack (Make Day Money), Carol Channing's imitation]
Where are my girls at?
Make your heels click clack
Gonna walk right through that door
High heels in a hardwood floor
They all coming back for more, it's a party tonight!
Where my girls go? Gon' be a good show
Hi girl, you go-go! Go!
Make dat money
Click clack, click clack
That's the sound of a slingback
Click clack, click clack
That's the sound of a slingback
Oh, yeah
Where my girls at?
Make your heels click clack
Where my girls at?
Make your heels click clack
[Announcement 10: Michelle Visage]
And now, the Queen B, Beyoncé...
[Verse 10: Bring Back My Girls, Beyoncé's imitation]
Bring back my girls, hey!
She goin' back to the Werk Room
Rethink her life
On the alcohol
Vodka and cranberry, thank you, doll
She goin' back to the Werk Room
This ain't her night
To the rise and fall
Shit hit the fan when she hit that walk
Girl, I got you, lost and found you
Mama Ru 'bout to show you
Who you was before you
Went and lost your mind
Bring back my girls
Bring back my girls
Bring back my girls
Bring back my girls!
[Announcement 11: Michelle Visage]
This has been the All Stars 6 Hall of Fame Half-Time Show
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