[Verse 1]
Her wedding dress was sewn
From semen she spat into
Her hands, screaming
I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I do!
I do, I do! I do, I–

[Verse 2]
Trading flesh for flypaper
And armed to the dentures
We don a regalia
Of useless genitalia

[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey, hey, hey, hey!)

[Chorus]
And closing the bible
The minister smiled
"You may now kiss
The bride," and they stood and
Stared for a while
As husband and wife
[Verse 3]
Squishing mosquitoes
All along their arms
Then drove on home
In separate cars

[Outro]
(Alright, you ready?)