You like The Office
You like Friends too
Man, you're so cool
Yeah, you like dumb TV shows
Well, I got news for you

Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter

You're a dumbass
And a loser too
Man, I wish I was you
Yeah, you talk a lot about dumb shit
Well, I got news for you

Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter