Started off as a normal day
Threw a hot pocket in the microwave
Cooked that sucker for about two minutes
Then I took it out when it was finished
I was hungry so I took a bite
Next thing I know my whole mouth was fried

When they said
'Hot Pocket'
They were not lying!
I burnt my
Mouth and tongue
Now I'm crying!

Started off as a normal day
Threw a hot pocket in the microwave
Cooked that sucker for about two minutes
Then I took it out when it was finished
I was hungry so I took a bite
Next thing I know my whole mouth was fried

When they said
'Hot Pocket'
They were not lying!
I burnt my
Mouth and tongue
Now I'm crying!
When they said
'Hot Pocket'
They were not lying!
I burnt my
Mouth and tongue
Now I'm crying!