You always tell me
About these dumb shows
Do you really think I care?
Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson
They're not even really there

You like The Office
You like Friends too
Man, you're so cool
Yeah, you like dumb TV shows
Well, I got news for you

Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
You're making my life harder
And yeah, you're so retarded

Consumer garbage
It's so retardеd
You think it was made for you
You push agendas
And I'm so fed up
And you can thank thе news

I never liked the stuff
It'll never make me feel enough
I never wanna care
For any of the shows out there
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
Watching TV makes you smarter
You're making my life harder
And yeah, you're so retarded