[Verse 1]
I feel myself pulsating
And everything is new
I’m feeling so acerbic
And It’s my job to
Come down on middle England
And speak for you
This feeling of shame
From where I got my name
'Cause I’m pulsating
I’m putting it right
These leisure activities
Keep me up at night

[Verse 2]
And if you hate it so much, stop using it
And forcing a narrative on these idiots
And your contempt barely concealed
For leisure activities
For leisure activities
Your contempt barely concealed
For leisure activities
Leisure activitiеs
If you hate it so much, stop using it
Leisure activitiеs
Leisure activities
Leisure activities
Leisure activities
[Bridge]
And it’s so patronising
This analysis
It goes no further
Than your sneering is
And it’s so patronising
This analysis
It goes no further
Than your sneering is

[Verse 3]
What’s wrong with the PTA?
What should they do all day?
And if the idiots can’t find jobs
Then how do they pay for leisure activities?
How do they pay for leisure activities?
How do they pay for leisure activities?