[Verse 1]
We never really had a chance
Life today is moving way too fast
I really wish we could go back
Before that bitch Angelina took Brad

[Pre-Chorus]
Remember all our dreams
We were numb but never mean
Miss those teenage years
Now I'm stuck right here
Fall Out Boy and Evanescence
Is the pain of adolescence
I wish I had a time machine
To take me
Take me
Back to
When we had

[Chorus]
Tom Cruise jumped on couches
MySpace dudes in girly outfits
You could make a damn mistake
Without it thrown back in your face
You could shake it off or run it
It wasn't all about who's coming
You could get rich or die trying in
In 2005
[Verse 2]
Do you remember TV ads? (Um, hello?)
Something about Paris and burgers was the fad (So hot)
Or feeling at an all time low
We got 30 seconds left like Jared Leto

[Pre-Chorus]
Remember all our dreams
We were numb but never mean
Miss those teenage years
Now I’m stuck right here
MCR and old school Panic
Damn that music made me manic
I wish I had a time machine (I wish I had a time machine)
To take me
Take me
Back to
When we had

[Chorus]
Tom Cruise jumped on couches
MySpace dudes in girly outfits
You could make a damn mistake without it thrown back in your face
You could shake it off or run it
It wasn't all about who's coming
You could get rich or die trying in
In 2005
[Bridge]
Hot topic emo guys, Sam Goodie on Friday night
Razor phones, Juicy sweats
Something we cannot forget
It’s something we just can’t forget
I wanna go back to

[Chorus]
Tom Cruise jumped on couches
MySpace dudes in girly outfits
You could make a damn mistake without it thrown back in your face
You could shake it off or run it
It wasn't all about who's coming
You could get rich or die trying in
In 2005
Tom Cruise jumped on couches
MySpace dudes in girly outfits
You could make a damn mistake without it thrown back in your face
You could shake it off or run it
It wasn't all about who's coming
You could get rich or die trying in
In 2005