[Chorus]
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 1: Lawrence Chaney]
Dancing to a highland jig
Lawrence Chaney's up in this gig
From Helensburgh to Edinburgh
Everywhere I go I'm snatching wigs
I made my name in Glasgow city
Can't sing or dance, but I'm so witty
Me and my dolls are on a mission
Gonna take this crown for RuRuvision

[Verse 2: Divina De Campo]
Red, white, blue, all over
The frocks step in, take over
You thought we're all hungover
Well you're right, we are!
Thought you'd seen the last, well pity
Frock the town, the club, the city
Aren't the new girls oh so pretty?
Now let's go get a drink!

[Pre-Chorus]
It's something you say
And it's going around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what doеs it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

[Chorus] (x2)
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 3: Blu Hydrangea]
Oh mummy, wеll what's the craic?
Break up (bye bye) bitch, we're back
Queens still here destroying frocks
In the charts we're power tops!
Frock Destroyers through and through
Say my name it's B-L-U
Can't you see I'm booked and busy?
I'm the beast of Belfast city!

[Pre-Chorus]
It's something you say
And it's going around
And around and around and around, yeah
But what does it do?
I don't have a clue
Sing it loud, sing it loud, sing it loud, yeah

[Chorus] (x2)
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Verse 4: Baga Chipz]
Come a long way since season one
The most famous woman in Britain
Catch me all over TV, from BBC1 to BBC3
The paps always want a photograph
When I'm in the pub or having a bath
Watch me do my bing bang bong
Ruling cities like King Kong

[Bridge: Lawrence Chaney, Divina De Campo, Blu Hydrangea, Baga Chipz]
Clap for the bing, bang, bong
Clap for the sing, sang, song
Clap for the ding, dang dong
Clap for the UK, hun!

[Chorus]
Bing, bang, bong (Hey, hey)
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (Let me hear it)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (Is it a big ding-dong?)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong (Look at the size of that ding dang dong)
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong (Much betta!)
UK, hun?
Bing, bang, bong
Sing, sang, song
Ding, dang, dong
UK, hun?

[Outro: Lawrence Chaney & Blu Hydrangea]
Bing, bang, bong
Finally one of us has a crown!