I can mark time walk a straight line
Grab a mad bull by the nose
I can stand still on an ant-hill
And not once get itchy toes
I can even for no reason
Be as nice as I am rude
But I can't get you to love me
I just can't get you to love me
What do I do?

I can stand up put my hand up
Where perhaps it shouldn't be
I can go down to a hoe-down?
Have one hell of a yippee!
I can also if you must know
Do whatever else I choose
But I can't get you to love me
I just can't get you to love me
What do I do?

All of my life I've been waiting
For a moment like this
And now that I've found it
You know something's amiss

Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
What do I do?
Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
What do I do?
I can tell tales hammer toe-nails
Write a letter to the Queen
I can easily and discreetly
Be as charming as obscene
When I feel light
I can take a fight
But I know one thing for sure

I just can't get you to love me
I just can't get you to love me
What do I do?

All of my life I've been waiting
For a moment like this
And now that I've found it
You know something's amiss

Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
What do I do?
Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
Can't get you to love me
What do I do?
What-what-what-what do I do?
Can't get you to love me
What do I do?
Can't get you to love me
What do I do?